woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
two words: eviction party
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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