My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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