I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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