He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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