how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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