there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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