WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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