Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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