i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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