KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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