If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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