Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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