You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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