Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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