Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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