shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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