Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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