Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
This is my gift to your gina
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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