Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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