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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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