I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
