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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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