Sponge bath it is.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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