That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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