Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
