you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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