making cat noises will not fix the situation.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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