yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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