I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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