She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
