Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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