Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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