why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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