Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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