The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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