Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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