OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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