I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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