"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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