My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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