She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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