he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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