We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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