Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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