my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
either way he was missing a nipple.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
