my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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