wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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