like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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