I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Terrible idea I love it
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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