What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
