Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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