ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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