hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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