no you cant smoke seaweed
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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