Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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