I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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