she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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